I am so disgustingly stinkingly ill. I woke up this morning and thought OH! I actually feel okay. Setting two feet outside the bed and pulling myself onto Earth I actually realized I had a shockingly high temperature, fever, and heart palpitations.
So now it's 9:55 and actually feels like I have been up for hours, I'm doing what any normal person does when they're sick - cuddling up on the sofa watching Jezza and cuddling my kitten. One thing that could make me feel slightly better is getting some tlc from my boyfriend who is still dead to the world and a cuppa - some selfish sod used the last bit of milk which I myself paid for.